Welcome, valued visitor, to the Privacy Policy of Law Gone Mad. We may be in the business of revealing absurd laws, but when it comes to the protection of your personal information, we are as serious as a High Court judge. So without further ado, let us acquaint you with our data handling practices. Don't worry, we'll try to make this as entertaining as our usual fare.
Rest assured, we won't be snooping about like Sherlock Holmes. But when you subscribe to our newsletter or contact us via our contact form, we do collect basic information like your name and email address. As they say in the biz, we only collect data necessary for the performance of a contract - or, in plain English, to provide you with our services.
Your personal information will be used to personalise your Law Gone Mad experience (think tailored recommendations for laugh-inducing legal codes). We will also send you newsletters and updates, so you can stay ahead of the game in legal trivia. But worry not, we won't be spamming your inbox with an avalanche of emails. We value your time and patience, much like a seasoned barrister waiting for a verdict.
Unlike a gossipy court clerk, we don't share your personal information with third parties, unless required by law. And even then, we'll only share it with a duly warranted officer of the law, not some random bloke claiming to be from the 'Department of Odd Laws'.
We do use cookies on our website. But, before you get your hopes up, we should clarify they are not the chocolate chip variety. Cookies help us understand how you use our website, so we can make your experience as smooth as a well-crafted legal argument. If you'd prefer not to have cookies stored on your device, you can adjust your browser settings. Just be prepared for a less tailored experience.
Like a defendant in a court case, you have rights. You can ask us to access, correct, or delete your personal information at any time. Moreover, you can always insist on us deleting everything we know about you if you tire of ludicrous laws. We hope you won't, but the choice is entirely yours.
We reserve the right to make changes to this Privacy Policy as necessary, just as a judge reserves the right to adjust their wig. Any changes will be immediately posted on this page, so do check back regularly.
Thank you for taking the time to read through our Privacy Policy. Now that we've got that out of the way, why not delve into the amusing world of zany legislation? Off you go!